oh, what a trash bag!

Dear Followers,

You're very lucky. You see, Girlin3184 was almost taken out by a garbage truck at 4:30am this morning.

She had dropped boyfriend off at the MCG in his bid for grand final tickets, when the truck in front started driving on the right hand side of the road - coming towards the crest of a hill. Although it seemed rather odd, everything happened so quickly that she assumed the driver knew what s/he was doing. Then, without warning, the truck veered back to the left hand side of the road – narrowly missing Girlin3184.

%^&#ing idiot! (We think road rage is justified in this instance, don’t you?)

So ladies, please take care. There are trash bags out there.

Love, Girlin3184

PS Did you know that you can buy designer garbage bags? Unbelievable. We’d rather spend our money on shoes thanks.